dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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