It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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