Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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