We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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