Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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