You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
