You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Randomize
