So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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