Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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