Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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