Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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