i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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