Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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