i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
