i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Randomize
