i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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