i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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