Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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