and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
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I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
His nipple licking is glorious
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