whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
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