I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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