Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Nicole vs. Life
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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