at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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