i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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