Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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