I wannas sexs uuuuu
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
you will always have a special place in my vag
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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