I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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