we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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