I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I need a beard to bite.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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