Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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