i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Liz is crying about burritos again.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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