all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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