It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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