one word: firstdatebathroomanal
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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