Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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