No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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