"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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