This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Randomize
