it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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