forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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