After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
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