can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
im holly from the hills drunk
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
