When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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