Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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