...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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