Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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