Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
