What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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