Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
