come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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