In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Randomize
