Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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