As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
