OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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