Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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