I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
No subtext here. People are naked.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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