I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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