That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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